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hotsuburbandad:

bamyasi:

cooldudebro:

petition for the tumblr mods to ban all the tumblr famous with over 200 followers. they are full of themselves and are all assholes and they are impossible to avoid. let me blog in peace -_-

destroy the tumblr famous bourgeoise

Distribute followers/notes equally amongst the proletarians

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faboratory:

when your friend named ben is gay

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ops-and-ais:okay I'm a loser, so for the videogame asks: the letters that spell out your favorite character! (Is this a cheaty way to ask a different question? Maybe. I didn't actually look at the list so I have no idea.)

Damn. Uhm. I’m gonna go with shep because im a fuckin nerd

S: Most overrated game?

  • Call of Duty hands down. Get that shit out of my face. I at least liked the first Halo game.

H: Favorite local multiplayer game?

  • Ohh this is a hard one. Probably Skullgirls. Tho you can play that online. Its fun in person.

I: Favorite Online multiplayer game?

  • MMO wise, RagnaroK online. I have a special place in my heart for Ro.

T: Best game memory?

  • I can’t think of anything GOOD, but man I have a really emotional and heart breaking memory involving Dark Cloud. Basicly, there’s a special event every time you build a person’s house exactly to their desires, and usually the person gives you a nice gift as thanks. In the desert town, there was this kid who was best friends with the big golem type guy, and it was super cute but like… i can’t remember what exactly happened, but the golem had died, but his spirit bonded with a sword, and out of thanks for helping him, the kid gives you the sword (which was fuckin incredible.) but i cried a shit ton. Thing is, in that game, your weapons have durability, and when they break, they’re gone forever. Guess what I did and cried about.

A: Favorite Game of all time?

  • Okage: Shadow King. Always. Forever.

I(2): Second Favorite Online multiplayer game?

  • I think online play wise, I like playing Mario Cart 8 lately. I’m not very good at it tho. I like L4D too, but im super bad at it.
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sixpenceee:

Metalosis Maligna is a fake disease invented by award-winning Dutch filmmaker Floris Kaayk.

According to the mockumentary, Metalosis Maligna occurs when a metal implant has a bad interaction with human body tissues, causing the metal to grow tendrils that eventually puncture the skin from within and destroy it.

I was skimming through the video at first not knowing it was a mockumentary and landed on the part of the man in bed. I nearly died. 

WATCH VIDEO

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VIDEOGAME ASKS
A:Favorite Game of all time?
B:Favorite Series of all time?
C:Least Favorite Game of all time?
D:Favorite Soundtrack?
E:Favorite Sequel?
F:Biggest Let down?
G:What're you currently playing?
H:Favorite local multiplayer game?
I:Favorite Online multiplayer game?
J:Favorite system?
K:Game you're most looking forward to?
L:Favorite Licensed title?
M:Favorite Game of last year?
N:Favorite protagonist?
O:Favorite antagonist?
P:Favorite Genre?
Q:Any Guilty Pleasure Games?
R:Most underrated game?
S:Most overrated game?
T:Best game memory?
U:Favorite Handheld title?
V:First game you remember playing?
W:Any games you regret getting rid of?
X:What you'd like to change about your favorite franchise?
Y:What game would you want your child to play first?
Z:Game character you most associate with?
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retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

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the-chaotic-nether:

I love this company already.